dont let the bronies find out about the pink pegasus from Hercules



you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid


if tom felton ran me over i’d probably thank him

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How to tape up your hands before a fight

Useful reference?

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.


this is the teacher from the incredibles

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» Basically what happened
John Green: *uses the t slur uncensored while defending someone who got hate for using the t slur uncensored*
John Green: *Gets hate for using the t slur uncensored and never apologizing*
John Green: But why am i getting hate you guys are hurting my feelings
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what the hell’s a laker

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I couldn’t resist.

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*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.




so the gifset didn’t load correctly

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode



What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too


*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"


i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”