religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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surimistick:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

lilopelekai:

 ”And next time I see this dog I expect it to be a model citizen. Capiche?”

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drarry:

do u ever look at someone’s characterization of one of ur faves and just sit there offended on behalf of the character

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nbsei:

i LOVE seeing truscum in trans tags. absolutely fucking love it. brightens my day. makes me feel great. everything truscum do just in general is absolutely fucking fantastic. keep it up!

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lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

furryscumbags:

jonablin:

tumblr activist, a champion

I love these comics omg.

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gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

kittenpunk:

Grab your bike we’re starting a diy punk band

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ikimaru:

kiracles:

My favorite thing about the Homestuck fandom is how amused we are about things calling us terrible.
A picture of someone blacklisting the word “Homestuck” for 4/13? Hilarious. Reblogged.
A rant talking about how Homestuck is the worst thing ever by someone who hasn’t read past the first 10 pages? Holy shit. Yeah. That’s so true. Reblog.

Its my favorite thing about this fandom.

remember when all the homestucks signed the petition to get Homestuck banned from MCM Expo

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castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

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