zeldathemes
My Breakfast is Straight Out the Medicine Cabinet

Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist, so keep on loving, keep on fighting, and hold on for your life.

gallopingtormaunt:

lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

THIS

brackenstar:

tfw a character is you, your son, and your husband

  #nagisa tbh  
did-you-really-just:

the-doctors-future-companion:

c-latrans:

amporalondes:

biznitchin:

official-cronusampora:

bae-hive:

faun-songs:

grammaryogurt:

thomasthethank:

eridanaampora:

erodan:

SO I havent been on in awhile, here have this….

k so i havve eridans blood color
my strife specibus is syringetype
and my lusus is a dog
i am pleased

uhm green blood
wacom stylus strife
and cat lusus
meow

bloo blood
strfe specibus: swissknifekind FUCK YEAH
my lusus is a praying mantis?
ok

I cut my real name to 6 letters each LMAO wow and Im really accurate sinceAll female names end in vowels, INCLUDING Gamzee’s who is my pt anyway.Following the reversal, mine ends in a consonant.Also-accurate irl clothing smd fashion police

Your name is DEIREL SEBUAS your blood color is PURPLE and your strife speicibus is FORKIND. Your very loving mother lusus is a CAT.

I have PURPLE BLOOD, my strife specibus is BAROFSOAPKIND and my lusus is a PUGGLE. Lovely.

you are a MAROON BLOOD, your strife specibus is WIREKIND, and you lusus is FLYMOM, who you attempt to kill REGULARLY

You’re a LIME BLOOD you should be extinct but WHO REALLY CARES. Your strife specibus is currently set to PANKIND but silverware constantly takes its place. Your IRRITATING AND NEEDY LUSUS is a CAT.

Burgundy blood, pencilkind, and my lusus is a shithead dog

You have BLUE BLOOD. Your strife specious is FORK KIND which is kind of HARD TO USE but WHO CARES. Your ever so caring LUSUS is a DOGDAD who FUCKING LOVES CUDDLES and BELLY RUBS.

You are a JADE BLOOD, your strife specibus is ELECTRICKEYBOARDSTANDKIND and your lusus is a CAT. Hope no one fights you.


You are a BLUE BLOOD, your strife specibus is HEADPHONEKIND, and your lusus is a CATDAD who cuddles with you and grooms you daily.

did-you-really-just:

the-doctors-future-companion:

c-latrans:

amporalondes:

biznitchin:

official-cronusampora:

bae-hive:

faun-songs:

grammaryogurt:

thomasthethank:

eridanaampora:

erodan:

SO I havent been on in awhile, here have this….

k so i havve eridans blood color

my strife specibus is syringetype

and my lusus is a dog

i am pleased

uhm green blood

wacom stylus strife

and cat lusus

meow

bloo blood

strfe specibus: swissknifekind FUCK YEAH

my lusus is a praying mantis?

ok

image

I cut my real name to 6 letters each LMAO wow and Im really accurate since
All female names end in vowels, INCLUDING Gamzee’s who is my pt anyway.
Following the reversal, mine ends in a consonant.

Also-accurate irl clothing smd fashion police

Your name is DEIREL SEBUAS your blood color is PURPLE and your strife speicibus is FORKIND. Your very loving mother lusus is a CAT.

I have PURPLE BLOOD, my strife specibus is BAROFSOAPKIND and my lusus is a PUGGLE. Lovely.

you are a MAROON BLOOD, your strife specibus is WIREKIND, and you lusus is FLYMOM, who you attempt to kill REGULARLY

You’re a LIME BLOOD you should be extinct but WHO REALLY CARES. Your strife specibus is currently set to PANKIND but silverware constantly takes its place. Your IRRITATING AND NEEDY LUSUS is a CAT.

Burgundy blood, pencilkind, and my lusus is a shithead dog

You have BLUE BLOOD. Your strife specious is FORK KIND which is kind of HARD TO USE but WHO CARES. Your ever so caring LUSUS is a DOGDAD who FUCKING LOVES CUDDLES and BELLY RUBS.

You are a JADE BLOOD, your strife specibus is ELECTRICKEYBOARDSTANDKIND and your lusus is a CAT. Hope no one fights you.

You are a BLUE BLOOD, your strife specibus is HEADPHONEKIND, and your lusus is a CATDAD who cuddles with you and grooms you daily.

  #homosuck  

atmagaialove:

♡♡♡

Sexuality: Well animated anime fight scenes with good background music
Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.
Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World  (via tomhiddlston)
reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He thinks the Duck Dynasty cardboard guy is some kind of a monster and calls him ‘Flat Dude.’"Submitted By: Jack W.Location: Texas, United States 

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He thinks the Duck Dynasty cardboard guy is some kind of a monster and calls him ‘Flat Dude.’"
Submitted By: Jack W.
Location: Texas, United States 

lanashiftdelrey:

when someone disturbs me while i’m eating

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

PSA

fist-me-with-mayo:

STOP. USING. QUEER. AS. AN. UMBRELLA. TERM. FOR. NOT. CISHET.

ITS A SLUR. YOU DONT CALL DISCRIMINATION AGAINST GAY PEOPLE “FAGPHOBIA.” DONT CALL DISCRIMINATION AGAINST PEOPLE WHO ARENT CISHET “QUEERPHOBIA.” OHY MY FUCKING-

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Song: Secrets
Artist: Mary Lambert
Album: Secrets
Played: 45,106 times.

ourstarsarefaulty:

Secrets- Mary Lambert

They tell us from the time were young

To hide the things that we don’t like about ourselves

Inside ourselves

I know I’m not the only one who spent so long attempting to be someone else

Well I’m over it

  #my jam    #my jelly  
boondoggleprospect:

hierophiliaa:

random-fandom-man:

ultrafacts:

(Listen) For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts 

if you can listen to all 21 minutes you are a god. i made it less then 2.

WHY IS THIS NOT A FORM OF CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT?

I seriously think about this song all the time, I’ve known of its existence since like 2004 and it’s unprecedented.

boondoggleprospect:

hierophiliaa:

random-fandom-man:

ultrafacts:

(Listen) For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

if you can listen to all 21 minutes you are a god. i made it less then 2.

WHY IS THIS NOT A FORM OF CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT?

I seriously think about this song all the time, I’ve known of its existence since like 2004 and it’s unprecedented.

vampirepun:

mentally ill people can be confusing and belligerent and unfriendly and ungrateful and violent and not want to be medicated and STILL be entirely fucking deserving of your help and support lmao you don’t just get to handpick the nice ones

baphomeme:

stop calling cops sociopaths, stop calling bigots sociopaths, stop throwing around that trendy “whiteness is learned sociopathy” catchphrase

stop acting like it’s ok to be ableist once a certain disorder is Scary enough

bile77:

vipcunt:

stop

putting

her

on

my

dash

I swear to fucking god if y’all still fuck with Miley after this you’re a weak and spineless piece of shit

  #t slur    #transphobia